"Who would steal it?" he asked, confused by that concern. "No one wants what I've got, Spencer. I'm not going to get robbed...and I'll not put it online. Not even on me computer. I've got a camera that uses tape...bloody old, but I can plug the camera itself into me tv."

He paused and thought for a moment.

"You could film me, too, if you wanted. On your phone. Or take some pictures...if you wanted to."